This Chick

July 12 Is A Good Day.

just wakin up in the morning , gotta thank god

I like that song by Ice Cube.

When I was 19 years old I met this tall, gorgeous blonde. We were stuck hanging out because my roommate was banging dating her roommate. I laid down my smoothest dick jokes and she was sufficiently unimpressed. I’m pretty sure she thought I was an immature little shit. She was no…