The Night Paris Broke My Heart (a Little)

It’s a strange thing about some sports fans - their need to destroy things when expressing what should be joy. I am a sports fan. But I have never been prone to destroying things when my teams win.

The Chargers have never won, Rudy.

Look, asshole, the Chargers are not the only team I cheer for.

I always thought it was a uniquely American attribute with s…