Resistance, Rebellion, and Really Annoying Houseguests

I love you and can’t wait to see you, Kris. And I guess you too, Jason.

April is going to be a crazy month around Chez Martinez. We have guests staying for almost the entire month, and one thing nobody tells you about living in Paris is that people will visit you—a lot. Like, a lot, A LOT.

And people are needy.

Can we go…

And I can’t very well say, “No, you’re a very capable adult, you can fuck off on your own,” can I? Or can …