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Governor Hot Wheels

This is why I can't with liberals

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Rudy Martinez
Mar 25, 2025
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Today, the whole left side of the aisle is whinging because Representative Jasmine “Try Jesus, Do Not Try Me” Crockett had the audacity to call Governor Greg “I Got Mine, Now Fuck You” Abbott: Governor Hot Wheels1.

Not since His Rotundity himself, John Adams, has there been such a cool nickname in politics.

But you wouldn’t know it to hear liberals tell it…

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