The Rest of the World Report

The Rest of the World Report

Barry and Levon Save The World

Or, at least America

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Rudy Martinez
Jan 14, 2026
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Part One

Barry took a drag from his cigarette. He only smoked when he got high. But he got high quite a lot so do with that information what you will. He sat up in his armchair, exhaled and said to Levon, “can you believe this puto Vance? That fucker says that ICE has ‘absolute immunity’ after killing that white girl.”

Levon scowled, “what’s that mean?”

“I…

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