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At Some Point We'll All Do It

July 10, 2024

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Rudy Martinez
Jul 10, 2024
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When I die I need one of you to get up at my funeral and do a knock-knock joke.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Not Rudy!

And whoever doesn’t laugh gets kicked out by the bouncer. Also, I want a bouncer at my funeral.

If I am fortunate enough to be missed by you try and remember that I love the sound of laughter. Maybe, just maybe, when you hear yourself laughin…

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